daddyfuckedme: wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
yelyahwilliams: jonathandiener: Spend less time trying to fit in and more time embracing what makes you different. You can always be a better version of yourself, but you need to start by being OK with who you are now. I subscribe to this
eracist: I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff Teaching. I’m so much better at my job when I’m not being watched by other teachers.
When you’re traveling, you are what you are, right there and then. People don’t...– This is what I loved most about Sydney!
nahthatsnotveryraven: what kind of animal do i have to sacrifice to the makeup gods to be good at liquid eyeliner
conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
birchyy: do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”