life hack: just be fucking nice to people
So my sister and mum were talking about periods and my dad said, “I don’t need to worry when my period is because penises don’t bleed.” I instantly responded, “They do if you cut them off.”
I have never seen my mum laugh that hard at anything in my life.
Okay who brought it back.
vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong
just like play doh
life is full of so much deception and trickery